Just happened today & have to share it.
1. A college student (female) was sitting in our youth room in the pitch dark, working on her laptop.
2. My buddy had some massive gas built up, so he found a quiet room to go into to release the "pressure" of the gas. Thinking no one was in there he fired away.
Unfortunately he wasn't alone.
He turned on the lights after he was done with several rounds of loud gas release and to his horror, saw this college girls sitting there.
...guess he is having one of those days.