Thursday, September 15, 2011

Funny kill wasp story!

I had to post this. I read it on-
And almost died laughing.

One early July morning my breakfast on the porch was ruined by... wasps.

I found out that there was probably a bad*ss nest of wasps under a board on my porch. After pinpointing the exact board with and educated guess I armed myself with two cans of wasp spray.

I quickly unscrewed the board from the frame using an electric drill. I then proceeded to flip the board over, exposing a massive wasps nest clinging to the bottom of the board.

I then, Akimbo style, began firing both cans of spray wildly at the wasps nest like an angry soviet in a room full of Finns. Not only did this do very little to the nest, it also resulted in my face and head being stung around 20 times. So of course, by reflex began spraying all around my head with the wasp spray to try to clear the wasps and prevent my face from looking like that of a teenage macaulay culkin. Not only did a lot of the spray get in my face, it also didn't burn or hurt a single bit.

I then proceeded to do many things to the nest, including firing a 10/22 ruger at it, shooting it with a flaming arrow and shooting a can of spray paint while it was sitting next to the hive.

I eventually got rid of it by spraying it with lighter fluid and setting it ablaze.

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